HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

You know you're getting old when......

• All of your favorite movies are re-released in color
• You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
• You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
• You frequently find yourself telling people how much a loaf of bread used to cost
• Have way too much room in the house, and not nearly enough in the medicine cabinet
• People call you at 9pm, they ask, "Did I wake you?"
• The little gray-haired lady that you help across the street is your wife
• The pharmacist becomes your new best friend
• You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police
• You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along
• You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before
• You sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak ...and they stay there
• Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws
• Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D
• Your new easy chair has more options than your car
• You and your teeth don't sleep together
• You look for your glasses for a half an hour, and then find that they were on your head all the time
• Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
• The twinkle in your eye turns out to be the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

You're still to young to laugh at these much! I thought about you all day today. I wonder what you did to celebrate? Wish I could be there to take you out for a treat. I miss you a million billion. Birthday's are nature's way of saying Eat More Cake. Happy Bithday Mom!